Welcome to my life. Toddlers are a unique and relentless kind of wacked. Your two-year-old asked for the blue cup… and you gave them the blue cup? You silly, naive fool. They didn’t actually want the blue cup. They wanted the green cup. No wait, the pink cup. Or no cup. Actually, their water bottle. […]
The holiday season is no joke to parents … unless it is. ‘Is it the time of year to be funny? Rather: completely overwhelmed, totally stressed and exhausted by the absurdity of staying positive and inventing something new Ideas for elves on the shelf in the middle of a pandemic. (Regardless, we have one below […]
Take a break from the stressful ordering of your child’s fourth last minute costume needs to laugh at the expense of Halloween. Halloween is just around the corner and what a wild time of year it is. A symphony of stressors is constantly playing out in your head – will your child be okay with […]
But damn it, if we don’t love these little weirdos – even if they watch us poop or chug their own bath water. Free of the inhibitions and political correctness that adults have acquired over decades on earth, children let their curiosity and impulses guide them through life – and that can lead to some […]
We all feel so unsure what this fall will be like as the cases rise and the new school year looms, but you know what they’re saying … laughter is the best medicine. (Well, vaccines are the best medicine. To be vaccinated! Seriously). In these pandemic times when the news is so scary, the only […]
